The blog about the weird chick in that one ADV class - KK Wachtell

  Homebar Thursday Update of the Week!!! Susie and I saw each other at Homebar, but only after we’d both had a bit too much to drink… The good news is, neither of us got arrested. The bad news? I’m officially banning myself from drunk cigarettes and taking a break from drinking until next Homebar. I know, it’s no fun, but whoever was in control of my body, brain, and emotions last night definitely deserves to be arrested. Let me give you a recap of where it all went wrong. First off, the night started at the house of a former BYX guy (he got kicked out). That should’ve been red flag #1. But whatever, I roll with it. So, I’m talking to his friend (at least, I think I am—we were talking, but who knows? The whole thing is a blur). Just to clarify, this isn’t the same guy from the last Homebar. Here’s the kicker: the guy I’m talking to doesn’t drink, so I have no idea why we decided to hang out on a wine night. I mean, you'd think it would be a recipe for fun, right? WRONG. To make mat...

  My nephew dressed himself for the first time ever and this is how he chose to style himself today. 

 My Uber driver from this weekend. Would you get into their car alone as a female? I did, it was good for the plot. 

  Home Bar @ 1am with your guy friend At the bar, he's talking real smooth, Saying, "I'm great in bed, and can satisfy you." I choke on my drink, and raise an eyebrow, All I can think is, “Dude, what the fuck.” “I satisfy women, in so many ways,” And I’m thinking, “Bro, you’re really gonna say this today?” We’ve had deep talks, we’ve laughed ‘til we are sore But now I’m questioning, “What is this all for?” "If you need to tell me, does that mean it's true?" Or are you not just trying to convince me, but yourself too?" I sip my drink, and hold back my smirk  But all I can think is "Does something not work?" Now don't get me wrong, he is kind of cute But Im not that easy and he's not that smooth.  So at least for now I leave you with this,  Home Bar is fun, but it causes this shit.  We might never know if he is "good" or "quick",  But stay tuned for next time, who knows with this kid.

I am afraid of forgetting the requirements of the blog posts.  Solution? Post the requirements of the blog post as a blog post. (Hi Willie!) I love this class. 

"You are funny" No shit. I was called a whale as a child.