6- We didn't get arrested

 



Homebar Thursday Update of the Week!!!

Susie and I saw each other at Homebar, but only after we’d both had a bit too much to drink… The good news is, neither of us got arrested. The bad news? I’m officially banning myself from drunk cigarettes and taking a break from drinking until next Homebar. I know, it’s no fun, but whoever was in control of my body, brain, and emotions last night definitely deserves to be arrested.

Let me give you a recap of where it all went wrong. First off, the night started at the house of a former BYX guy (he got kicked out). That should’ve been red flag #1. But whatever, I roll with it. So, I’m talking to his friend (at least, I think I am—we were talking, but who knows? The whole thing is a blur). Just to clarify, this isn’t the same guy from the last Homebar.

Here’s the kicker: the guy I’m talking to doesn’t drink, so I have no idea why we decided to hang out on a wine night. I mean, you'd think it would be a recipe for fun, right? WRONG. To make matters worse, the guy I was talking to doesn't even show up nor does my guy friend (the one from post #4). But guy friend (from post #4 best guy friend is there) So now I’m stuck with my guy friends guy best friend who actually super nice. 

Anyway, the best friend starts telling me how he’s heard so much about me, how guy from post #4talks about me all the time, blah, blah, blah. It made me mad because he had been acting super weird and confusing all week. Then his friend comes at me with that line. I mean, come on. If you want me, great—tell me. But if you’re just playing games, stop wasting my damn time.


Update: The guy friends guy best friend is the funniest person I have ever met.

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