34- BYE BYE CRAZY EX ROOMATES
This weekend we moved my future roomate out of her current apartment within 3 hours filling up two cars a truck with all of her stuff to help her get away from her toxic living situation. SHES FREE!!!
3- "I am confident in my abilities to satisfy woman"-my guy friend
Home Bar @ 1am with your guy friend At the bar, he's talking real smooth, Saying, "I'm great in bed, and can satisfy you." I choke on my drink, and raise an eyebrow, All I can think is, “Dude, what the fuck.” “I satisfy women, in so many ways,” And I’m thinking, “Bro, you’re really gonna say this today?” We’ve had deep talks, we’ve laughed ‘til we are sore But now I’m questioning, “What is this all for?” "If you need to tell me, does that mean it's true?" Or are you not just trying to convince me, but yourself too?" I sip my drink, and hold back my smirk But all I can think is "Does something not work?" Now don't get me wrong, he is kind of cute But Im not that easy and he's not that smooth. So at least for now I leave you with this, Home Bar is fun, but it causes this shit. We might never know if he is "good" or "quick", But stay tuned for next time, who knows with this kid.
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