42- Lost my Bucees virginity!


 Went on a road trip to Austin last weekend. Made a stop at Buc-ees! I have never been to Buc-ees and it was quite the experience as someone from Idaho. The closest thing Idaho has to a Buc-ees is costco. What the heck is that place its what I imagine Texan heaven is like. If Jesus was southern I imagine that would be how he created the world to be. It is a texans utopia and I was in awe and ought a onesie. 

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