45- Leonardo


 Leonardo my roommates dog shit in my room today. What the fuck Leonardo. I genuinely don't think I could be mad at this dog even if I tried. Look at his little eyes. I frequently wonder what goes through a dogs mind when they poop in the house and if they truly feel remorse for it and know it is wrong. It also makes me feel bad because he had gone poop according to my roommate so I don't know why he went in the house let alone in my room. 

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